{"product_id":"geoffrey-asmus","title":"GEOFFREY ASMUS","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSHOWTIMES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSun, 9\/6 at 6:30pm (doors at 5pm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSun, 9\/6 at 9pm (doors at 8:15pm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE SHOW\u003c\/b\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGeoffrey Asmus \u003c\/b\u003ebegan performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on seven college degrees and becoming a 1\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003csup\u003est\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e grade teacher. He headlines comedy clubs nationwide, and is starting to sell out his shows! In 2021 his debut album “Prodigal Little Bitch” went to #1 on iTunes. More recently, Geoffrey has found success growing his social media platforms with his unfiltered stand up clips. He has released three specials, “Cancel Culture Isn’t Real”, a half hour produced by Don’t Tell Comedy, “The Only Funny White Man”, his first full-length special and most recently Geoffrey released his third special “63 Minutes of Great Comedy” available on his Youtube channel.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eADMISSION: Show is 21+. There is a 2 ITEM MINIMUM per person. This can be satisfied with purchase of any food or drink item on the menu \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/olsenrun.com\/pages\/big-show-menus\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCHECK THE MENUS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGENERAL ADMISSION \u003c\/b\u003etickets are first come first served. We cannot guarantee large parties will be seated together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTickets are non-transferable. ALL SALES ARE FINAL.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Olsen Run Comedy Club and Lounge","offers":[{"title":"SUNDAY - SEPTEMBER 6th 2026 \/ 6:30PM - EARLY SHOW","offer_id":49172075348120,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SUNDAY - SEPTEMBER 6th 2026 \/ 9PM - LATE SHOW","offer_id":49172075380888,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0265\/5925\/0506\/files\/GEOFFREYASMUSHEADSHOT.jpg?v=1779907343","url":"https:\/\/olsenrun.com\/products\/geoffrey-asmus","provider":"Olsen Run Comedy Club and Lounge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}